A triumph. A great triumph. The Griumph!
There is absolutely NO HANDLE on the Griumph X. We have received a distressing amount of hate mail regarding what some percieve as being a handle on the Griumph X. We assert again that the Griumph possesses the following: mouth, eyes, motherboard, plastic casing, dreams; and none of the following: gloves, antennas, risk-taking inclinations, HANDLE.
Eyes that perceive pain deep within the soul. Eyes that hurt too sometimes, and require companionship, touch, arms to embrace. But eyes that judge, in direct connection with the Lord. Your actions are known; your deeds are weighted; when the mandolin plays: beckon its sound.
And I'll stare back.
And perhaps I'll feel love.
Creatures without eyes can also cry.
| Skittish | Craven | Dominatus | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Eyes | |||
| Legs | |||
| Sings sad ballads | |||
| Hacks foes' devices | |||
| Consoles you | |||
| Crimps leaves |